Total Medals Earned: 100 (From 41 different games.) Total Medal Score: 775 Points
Medals Earned: 5/10 (35/440 points)
No, you can't fly!
...
finding the bus stop
:P
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Game completed! Awsum Yay!
Medals Earned: 5/30 (45/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
Welcome back!
Find the 1st hidden song.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/250 points)
Hit 1 enemy's head with a bomb!
Toss 1 enemy out ouf stage!
Toss a peasant in the depth!
Hit 1 peasant's head with a bomb!
Finish level 17 with using only 1 bomb!
Finish level 22 with using only 1 bomb!
Finish level 11 with using 2 bombs at most!
Blow up an enemy without using a rocket on level 7!
Hit 10 enemy in the head with bomb!
Hit 10 peasant in the head with bomb!
Toss 10 enemies out of stage!
Complete all 36 levels with 3 stars!
Medals Earned: 2/20 (10/190 points)
WHY ARE WE YELLING?!
Go get 'em, Officer Adrian!
It's a trick question anyway!
Me want cookie!!
The ultimate sacrifice, if you ask me!
Staring is caring! (Ssssss...)
He was probably just borrowing the plane anyway.
He has his nose back!
Don't be hatin'! Afros are hip, yo.
I SAID SORRY!
That would be least of my worries, if I were a zombie!
But there's something wrong!
I was never good at remembering names.
Aw, poor clown.
IGP is the b055!
Not the most appropriate thing to say!
He's on channel 1337.
That's a good way to end a conversation.
You're a very kind person!
It's all part of the game!
Medals Earned: 1/8 (50/500 points)
You killed 3 guards with an AK assault rifle!
You used the Spore Gun tres times!
You killed 3 guards with your bare hands! Cool!
You killed 3 guards with the Sniper Rifle!
You blew up 3 guards! Awesome sauce!
You killed off 5 guards! With Style!
You beat the second Creative Kill Chamber! That's G!
You were killed 10 times by the CKC Corporation. Bummer.
Medals Earned: 32/50 (270/475 points)
Defeat a flying enemy in flight
Upgrade a tower to the 5th rank
Get BRILLIANT for a day mission
Defeat an invisible ninja
Defeat an enemy carrying a gem
Collect 100 mana potions
Upgrade any skill to maximum (up to 5th rank)
Upgrade a tower to the 3rd rank
Scare off 100 enemies
Defeat a champion
Achieve the rank 10
Defeat 5 enemies with one meteor
Cage 50 enemies in a stasis cage
Defeat an armored Knight
Defeat the High Priest
Defeat the General
Defeat the Archmage
Defeat the Arch Druid
Defeat the King
Upgrade all the skills of a race to maximum
Make 100 mines (poisonous, energy or volcanic) of the enemies
Achieve the rank 20
Collect 10,000 gold picking up coins
Defeat the Barbarian Queen
Seize 50 buildings
Turn 50 enemies into chickens
Defeat 2000 common enemies
Damage 50 enemies with the thunder scroll
Defeat 50 champions
Chop 100 forests
Find treasure chests on levels 19, 20 and 21.
Defeat the 7th boss
Get BRILLIANTS for the day missions 4-6
Get BRILLIANTS for the day missions 1-3
Get BRILLIANTS for the night missions 1-3
Get BRILLIANT for a night mission
Get BRILLIANTS for the day missions 10-12
Get BRILLIANTS for the day missions 7-9
Get BRILLIANTS for the day missions 13-15
Get BRILLIANTS for the day missions 16-18
Remove the charm from the towers using Terror spell 100 times.
Complete levels 16, 17 or 18 without destroying any Sacred Stones.
Get BRILLIANTS for the night missions 10-12
Get BRILLIANTS for the night missions 4-6
Get BRILLIANTS for the night missions 7-9
Get BRILLIANTS for the night missions 13-15
Get BRILLIANTS for the night missions 16-18
Get BRILLIANTS for the day missions 19-21
Defeat 50 divers while underwater.
Get BRILLIANTS for the night missions 19-21
Medals Earned: 4/22 (20/490 points)
Collect 3 Energy Orbs (yellow or blue).
Die for the first time.
Hit a Super Energy Orb.
Jump on top of the pixel volcano.
Break your own record 3 times.
Reach 500 meters in a single run.
Die sliding.
Die while Super Energy Orb boost is active.
Collect 10 Energy Orbs (yellow or blue).
Hit 10 Super Energy Orbs.
Reach 1000 meters in a single run.
Hit 3 Super Energy Orbs in a single run.
Reach the ceiling 10 times during a single run.
Collect 30 Energy Orbs (yellow or blue).
Reach 3000 meters in a single run.
Maintain a speed of 35 m/s for 10 seconds.
Reach a speed of 80 m/s.
Slide a total of 2000 meters.
Run a total of 30000 meters.
Hit 50 Super Energy Orbs.
360 seconds air time.
Find the Red Energy Orb.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/120 points)
You started the game and walked! (And watched the ad)
You just Leveled up!!
You Nearly completed the game!
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/95 points)
Eat something tasty.
Eat 100 cows.
Eat 200 Nyan Cats.
Destroy a UFO.
Take down a jumbo jet.
Fully evolve and beat all the levels.
Get over 100 combo.
Medals Earned: 3/32 (15/500 points)
Beat a miniboss !
Kill 15 Troopers
Buy your first gun in the upgrade shop !
Destroy 5 Axes while they're in mid-air
Beat your first boss !
Destroy 10 Turret Troopers
Kill 10 Eskimo Hunter
Kill 10 Cyber Dino
Dodge 15 drills on stage 2
Buy 3 Guns in the upgrade shop !
Kill the Miniboss of Stage 2
Kill 10 Laser Beam Ship
Kill 10 Invaders on stage 4
Kill 15 Spider Mines
Complete a stage and get your first medal.
Kill the Miniboss of Stage 4
Kill Stage 3's miniboss
Kill Stage 2's boss
Get a Silver medal !
Use 2 stats points or more in every Skill
Max your Income skill
Beat 3 bosses !
Buy ALL Guns in the upgrade shop.
Max your Jump skill
Max your Reload skill
Max your Health skill
Get a Gold Ribbon Medal !
Obtain the Golden Gun !
Get Gold Ribbons for all Stages !
Buy 5 Guns in the upgrade shop !
Get to Level 12
Beat all 4 bosses and complete the game !